Better Definitions of Common Words and Phrases

Better and funnier definitions and real meanings of some common words in English - smile and learn at the same time!


ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

BOSS:  Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

CHICKENS:  The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

CLASSIC:  A book which people praise, but do not read.

COURTESY:  The art of yawning with your mouth closed.

DIVORCE:  Future tense of marriage.

DOCTOR:  A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes.

EGOTIST:  Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

FABLE:  A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

GRANDMOTHER: A baby-sitter who doesn't hang around the refrigerator.

GRANDPARENTS:  The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

GROCERY LIST:. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

INDEPENDENT:  How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

PROFESSOR:  Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

PSYCHOLOGIST:  A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

SKELETON:  A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

SPOILED ROTTEN: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma.

TOOTHACHE:  The pain that drives you to extraction.

VEGETARIAN:  Old Indian word for bad hunter.

YAWN:  An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:  Something other people have. You have character lines.

ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.